Thursday, June 25, 2015

The Long Distance Guru - Part 1

HELLO! So my boyfriend traveled for 6 months to study abroad and I thought "why not blog about it?"
My first long distance post is going to be a set of advice for anyone going through something like this.

  1. Don't watch The Notebook. Or anything by Nicholas Sparks. Or any romantic movie at all. Just don't come near them. You might as well just throw out your TV just in case something pops up.
  2. Come up with activities that you can do on your own. Like sleeping.. until he comes back.
  3. Eat a ton of ice-cream and stock up on fatty comfort food, that's surely going to make him love you more when he gets back and sees your "developed" body.
  4. Tell EVERYONE about how miserable you are. Drown everyone you know with words about how much you miss him and can't wait until he comes back. I can guarantee your friends will LOVE to stay by your side then.
  5. Spam social media with daily pictures of you two together and caption them "Look how happy we looked when you were still here <3, love you habibi, always on my mind, forever in my heart" CHEESY CHEESY CHEESY!
  6. Cover your room with pictures of him, print his face on your pillow, print his face on your sheets, print his face on your couch, Print his face everywhere.
  7. DO NOT give him space. Text him every minute of the day. He'll surely feel like he misses you then.
  8. Google "Long distance songs".. nuff said.
  9. Go out on "dates" alone. Just sit there and order two platters. Just cause he's gone doesn't mean you can't get your friday night dates.
  10. DON'T DO ANY OF THE ABOVE THINGS!
So yeah I'm taking this humorously but long distance isn't a walk in the park. Keep a positive attitude and dream of the moment your loved one gets back, it'll all be worth the wait! :)

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